Aspiring Poet, heartfelt thoughts.I have Just Discovered that I can write

 For years, I was the guy in IT who could reboot your computer, untangle your network cables, and, on a really good day, remind you that your printer wasn’t working because it was unplugged. Let’s face it, tech life had its moments—some of them even rewarding—but eventually, I found myself staring at screens and servers wondering if there was more to life than explaining “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?” Spoiler alert: there is. Enter writing. Now, before you assume this was some grand epiphany where I threw my hands in the air and declared myself the next Hemingway, let me assure you, it wasn’t. It started small. I’d always loved words—telling stories, writing blogs, and making my wife laugh at puns that were so bad they could qualify as dad jokes. Eventually, I realized that the stories and words I was scribbling down had the power to do more than amuse me. They could connect, inspire, and even help others. Suddenly, writing wasn’t just a side hobby anymore. It f...

Well, here we are, folks. Week 55 of the Job Search Extravaganza. That’s over a year of resume tweaking, application submitting, and endless waiting for recruiters to "circle back." Starting tomorrow, a new week of opportunities, rejections, and possibly some hilariously tragic LinkedIn interactions awaits. I wonder if I will have any more qualifications this week than I had last week, except I am getting better at rejections. Seriously, I could teach a masterclass: "Rejection Emails 101—How to Spot Them Before You Even Open the Message." The Resume Riddle Will this be the week I finally crack the code to the perfect resume? You know, the one that doesn’t make hiring managers wonder if it was written by an overly caffeinated squirrel? There’s a fine line between "detailed" and "please don’t make me read your life story." Maybe I’ve been walking that line like a tightrope artist with questionable balance. Or perhaps the hiring managers will look f...

 Picture this: you’re in a job interview. You’ve dressed to impress, perfected your handshake (firm but not bone-crushing), and answered every cliché question like a pro. Then the hiring manager picks up your resume, glances at it for a grand total of 4.7 seconds, and says, “Well, we’ll be in touch.” Translation? You’re a piece of paper. Congratulations! You’re officially in the running for “Most Overqualified but Still Unemployed.” It’s 2025, folks. Why are we still acting like employees are data points and prospective hires are nothing more than walking resumes? Somewhere along the way, the workplace traded human connection for efficiency. But spoiler alert: ignoring humanity is the least efficient strategy out there. From Human Resources to Just Resources Remember when HR stood for Human Resources? Somewhere along the line, “human” got dropped. Now, it’s more like a Department of Spreadsheet Jockeys and Policy Sticklers. Employees are reduced to productivity stats, and anyone wh...

 At this point, job hunting feels like a twisted game show. Week 54 of sending out résumés and carefully crafted cover letters, only to face the eerie silence of recruiters who vanish faster than Houdini after a phone interview. Take Monday, for example. I spotted a job posting that seemed tailor-made for me—almost suspiciously perfect. "Flexible hours! Competitive pay! Work-life balance!" It had all the buzzwords. I eagerly hit "Apply Now," tailoring my résumé until it practically sparkled. Hours later, I got an email inviting me to a phone screen. Progress! The recruiter called me the next day, and we had what I thought was a great conversation. She "loved my enthusiasm," said I was a "great fit," and promised to follow up with next steps. Spoiler: she didn’t. By Friday, the silence was deafening. Meanwhile, I had a phone interview with another company—a role that seemed legitimate, at least until the hiring manager asked me the same questions ...

 Let me set the scene for you: it was about a month ago when I applied for a job that seemed tailor-made for me. My resume checked all the boxes, my experience aligned perfectly, and I could practically hear the sound of my imaginary office chair swiveling as I prepared for my future in this role. Everything was lining up like the stars were rooting for me. And then, it happened. The letter arrived. At first glance, it had the usual polite opener: "Dear Applicant, Thank you for your interest in this position." But as I read further, the mood shifted dramatically: "Unfortunately, due to discrepancies in your polygraph test results, we regret to inform you that we cannot proceed with your application." Wait… what? Polygraph test results? That was strange because… I was there for the polygraph, but due to medical issues, they said it wouldn’t be a problem. They would move to the next phase! Now, I’m no detective, but it’s pretty hard to fail a test under those circumst...

  The Employer’s Gauntlet: An Interview Saga Imagine a parallel universe where employers must endure the same endless gauntlet of interviews that job seekers face. In this world, a hiring manager named Mr. Dingleberry found himself nervously adjusting his tie as he prepared for yet another interview—not to hire someone, but to keep his job posting open. As he waddled into the sleek glass conference room, he was greeted by a panel of sharply dressed candidates, all armed with clipboards, tablets, and icy glares. One of them, a stern-looking woman named Ms. Patel, motioned for him to sit. “Mr. Dingleberry,” she began, her tone sharper than a paper cut, “why should we trust you with the power to post jobs? What makes you think you’re qualified to run this job listing?” Dingleberry blinked rapidly, his mind racing. “Well, I’ve been in hiring for over 15 years—” “Ah, but how many quality hires have you made?” interrupted a bearded man with a clipboard. “We’re looking for someone...

Career Change The Adventures of the Job-Seeker Extraordinaire This week marked yet another chapter in my year-long journey through the labyrinth of job hunting—a journey filled with more twists, turns, and dead ends than a soap opera plotline. My trusty resume, which I thought was a beacon of professionalism, seems to be the equivalent of a Rorschach test for hiring managers. One employer told me my resume looked like AI had crafted it, which, frankly, felt like a compliment. I mean, who doesn’t want the latest in silicon-based perfection? Another decided I was overqualified. My favorite, though, was the company that said, "Your values don’t align with ours." Bold of them, considering they’ve never even met me. Did my resume accidentally include a paragraph about my stance on pineapple on pizza? At one point, I thought, "Maybe I should let AI actually rewrite my resume." But that idea evaporated faster than SpongeBob’s thought bubbles in that one episode wher...