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Anxiety: A Glorious Mess

 


Oh boy, anxiety. Let’s talk about the glorious mess that is anxiety and how it differs from your everyday nervousness. Spoiler alert: one is like having a mildly annoying mosquito buzzing around your ear, and the other is like being trapped in a room with a swarm of killer bees. Fun times, right?

So, picture this: you're about to give a presentation. Normal nerves are those little butterflies flapping around in your stomach. They're there, but you can still get through your presentation without wanting to crawl under the podium and stay there forever. You might sweat a bit, maybe stumble over a word or two, but overall, you survive. You might even pat yourself on the back afterward, thinking, "Hey, that wasn't so bad!"

Now, enter clinical anxiety. This isn’t just butterflies—it’s like having a full-on Jurassic Park T-Rex stomping around in your head. Your heart races like it’s training for the Olympics, your mind spirals into a vortex of "What ifs," and you’re convinced that if you open your mouth, you'll either throw up or spontaneously combust. Or both. It’s a real showstopper.

Living with bipolar disorder and clinical anxiety is a bit like playing a never-ending game of Whac-A-Mole, except the moles are your emotions, and they’re constantly popping up in the most inconvenient places. Manic me thinks, “I’ve got this! I can conquer the world!” And then, bam! Anxiety mole pops up, and suddenly I’m paralyzed, questioning every single life decision I've ever made.

Take a simple trip to the grocery store. Normal nerves are when you’re a bit jittery because you forgot your shopping list. No big deal, right? You can wing it. With clinical anxiety, however, walking into the grocery store feels like embarking on a mission to Mars. The fluorescent lights are too bright, everyone’s staring at you (they’re not), and you’re certain you’re going to forget something crucial like toilet paper, which will obviously lead to the end of civilization as we know it.

And let’s not forget social interactions. Normal nerves happen when you're meeting someone new. Maybe you worry about making a good impression or finding the right thing to say. Clinical anxiety, on the other hand, is convinced that everyone you meet is secretly judging you, and any small talk will inevitably end in disaster. So you rehearse conversations in your head like you’re preparing for a Broadway audition, only to forget all your lines the moment you actually start talking.

Now, add in the bipolar manic depression cocktail, and things get really interesting. One minute, I’m on top of the world, riding a high of energy and invincibility. The next, anxiety swoops in and I’m a puddle of worry, convinced that even sending an email is an insurmountable task. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

Humor is my weapon of choice in this battle. When anxiety starts whispering its sweet nothings in my ear, I imagine it as a tiny, overly dramatic opera singer, hitting high notes about how everything will go wrong. It’s hard to take it seriously when it’s belting out arias about forgetting to buy milk. And when bipolar mood swings join the party, it’s like having a whole opera troupe in my head, each with their own dramatic flair.

So, whether you’re dealing with normal nerves or the full-blown anxiety beast, know that you’re not alone. We all have our own operas playing in our heads; mine just happens to be a never-ending, genre-bending epic. And if you ever need a laugh or a sympathetic ear, I’m here, probably rehearsing my lines for the next social interaction or trying to remember if I bought toilet paper.

Until next time, stay strong and keep laughing at the absurdity of it all!

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